Monday, December 17, 2007

Signs of the Apocalypse

And maybe a sign that you should never let your children out of the house.....


So I admit when it comes to pop culture I know zero, however, I learned something today. There is a song, quite popular, which nominated for a Grammy, and is a song probably played at Bar Mitzvahs/Sweet 16s/High School Proms, and Strip Clubs, all across the land, and its just so wrong, that only in America, can it be deemed artistic, and praiseworthy. Comedian David Cross, sums it up this, way, in his top 10 of 2007:

"Soulja Boy, "Crank Dat" - I fucking love it! Not the song, but the fact that this Grammy nominated piece of shit is a full fledged phenomenon sung and emulated by children and pre-teens all across America. Why? Because it advocates cumming on a “ho’s” back and then putting the bed sheet on her so that when it dries it resembles a cape. And for extra giggles look up "supersoak" in the urban dictionary. You go (eight year old) girl!! Almost as great as middle aged white people gleefully singing a song celebrating a place to go for anonymous gay sex during the 7th inning stretch at Yankee stadium."


Check out the lyrics for yo'self fool...curious to know what else is up for Best Rap Song of the Year?

I am disgusted....




Anyway in better news, The Bottom Line, the fabled club which closed a few years ago, is maybe re-opening, in ofcourse, Brooklyn. Read the article...good story...

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